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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (7/20/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen269b

The text of the postcard is

Giraffes are awesome
They’re nature’s way of saying
Weird solutions work

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (7/13/16)

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Ellen268a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen268b

The text of the postcard is

I love deformed trees
They show struggle, and beauty
Endure, and you’ll grow

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (7/6/16)

Front

Ellen267a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen267b

The text of the postcard is

If there is a hell
Bison, with guns, on a train
Hunt Buffalo Bill

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?