Update on Life Goal
Quick update on my life goal to be cooler.
You know how some food things might say they’re fresh or even a bold claim like ‘freshness guaranteed’? I bought a t-shirt that said that because I thought, oh boy, now THIS is what I call cool.
I got dressed one day, and I was feeling pretty good so I changed into that freshness guaranteed shirt and my toddler son threw up on me.
Pretty major set back.
Freshness not guaranteed guys.
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