10 am: ugh! moms so pissed. taking me to hospital to see if im prgnant. fingers crossed its no!!!!!
10:47 am: shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt.
10:49 am: mom said having a baby is worse than the time i got 14 stitches!!!!
10:57 am: omg! mom is so pissed! im sorry ok i thought he was on birth control!
11:14 am: apparently men cant be on birth control??? what were all those pills he took? whatev.
11:37 am: mom stated to take me back to school and i said erf that! im pregnant and have morning sickness or whatever.
11:39 am: lol! erf! i meant ef!!! lol!!
12:01 pm: just ate a ton! being preggars has its upside? 🙂
12:27 pm: i dont wanna be fat 😦 😦 😦 my bf will totally braeak up w me 😦 😦
12:32 pm: bf tweeted he luvs me!!!
12:34 pm: hahaha lol! my bf is such a perv! told me all the free sex we want for 9 mos
12:39 pm: wait … u cant get pregntn for lik another 3 months after birth too? right?
1:12 pm: ill have to get all new clothes … torn feeling sabout this 😦 and 🙂 lol!
1:37 pm: moms still so angry 😦
2:12 pm: shit mom get over it!!!!
3:07 pm: mom threatened to take my phone! wtf!!! its how i express myself!
3:09 pm: first amendment mom! heard of it?!!?!
3:14 pm: i can sue for indepndence from my parents right? i declare mself emancipted!!
3:17 pm: lol! my bf told me emancipated sounds like constipated! lol!
4:10 pm: shit am i ready to be a mom? what do u guys think?
4: 13 pm: be real w me pls …
4:47 pm: im havng this baby! weather you want iot or not!
4:49 pm: when you have ur period iur a woamn! ok!? like in china girls have babeis at 10!!
4:51 pm: f them doubters! lol!
5:37 pm: i feel fat 😦
6:27 pm: mom said no mcdonalds for dinnr!!! 😦 😦 😦
6:30 pm: jst bc im pregnant and weigh less than u mom doesnt mean u shuld be jealous
6:55 pm: oh no oh no oh no dads home! …
6:56 pm: bust out my ninja skillz! lol shhhh lol
7:15 pm: i saw my dad cry for like the firts time evr in his life … cryng right now 2 u guys … i guess things are goig to be diffrnet
7:24 pm: rude. mom calld me “unfit parent” wtf mom
7:27 pm: whats unfit is that shirt moms wearing LOL!!!!
7:49 pm: why do we evn have trigonmtry? its pointless
8:24 pm: than god for tivo! 🙂
8:37 pm: wow my baby will never have to wtch commrcials ever! what an easy life!
9:12 pm: im about to give birth to my lunch lol! cafetria food sucks!
9:47 pm: from my bf: “curfews are as gay as oprah and that chick shes gay with” LOL! luv it! luv you! 🙂
10:14 pm: ive been jokng around a lot today but im really scared. i dont know if i can handle this 😦 im so young its scary guys …
10:30 pm: south parks on ) 🙂 🙂 🙂
10:32 pm: tomrrow ill haev been pregnant 2 days. weird. night all. kep me in ur prayer.s
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Comments on: "omgIMpreggars : Tweets from a Pregnant Fourteen Year Old" (7)
Great stuff. Love it. Reminds me of the first time I was pregnant. Scary stuff.
Every guys first pregnancy is full of worry. And references to that one movie where schwarzenegger is pregnant.
This was awesome!
Hahah oh man I laughed so hard at this because it’s quite true. Mainly because when I came home from China and I wanted to assimilate back into American culture, I turned on MTV and watched this show that lets parents pick people to date their children since their child’s gf/bf is a terrible human being. And it made me want to return to China.
Frighteningly accurate. It turns my stomach to know there are definitely girls like that. However old south park is definitely a legit distraction from teenage pregnancy.
I hope to read these tweets for the next 9 months
You are a sick man. Hilariously so.