When we lived in Alaska every year a kid was selected from the school and had a story in the local newspaper written about him or her. When I was in 2nd grade I was chosen.
I love this article because it makes me seem totally insane, and like a miser. The quotes from me are amazing. You’d think I was 100% crazy. Also a miser.
Hope you enjoy it.
Two things –
1) The t-shirt I’m wearing is a bunch of bugs scattering, but while scattering they are also coincidentally spelling the phrase, “Bug Off.”
2) I still want to own a house boat and a camper. Riches, where are ye?!
DumbFunnery 
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oh my lord that picture is AMAZING. i can’t even focus on anything else.
haha yeah my neighbor gave me that as a gift.
The best part of that microscope is my mom used it to smash the ants that I BOUGHT when i got an ant farm. She killed my special ants that I sent away for (which confused me because we had loads of ants in the yard).
that = microscope … assuming you were jazzed about the microscope (you nerd)
I laughed out loud at the part where you’re quoted as saying “Did you know a spider has been known to attack a chicken?”
Best. Quote. Ever.
Plus I think you kind of looked like the kid in Iron Giant.
It’s a fun article. You must have been excited when it came out.
Haha I know. When I found this I thought it was hysterical because I seem like an insane person. I like to pretend there was small-talk about the weather and then I cut in with that crazy factoid.
Yeah I was very excited. I also got a letter from the governor!
haha, amazing! It turns out you’ve already been published in some form.