Make that dollar dollar bill by writing the same kind of nonsense I currently write for free. This doesn’t make sense, it makes DOLLARS – just give me the money and laugh at my jokes. (Please.)
Square-danced twice in towns you’ve never heard of
Self-taught for the most part
Been called “unbelievable” three times for various reasons
GPA: Private (But trust me it’s good)
Writing Letters to Ellen DeGeneres
Self-Appointed Mission from Myself
September 2010 – Present
Championing the revival of the USPS via weekly postcards
Entertains postal workers with well-articulated drivel
Unrelenting pursuit of some time on the chair, chit-chatting with Miss Ellen
Maintains a record of the crazy which is available at: https://dumbfunnery.com/dear-ellen/
Poet Laureate of Three Apartments (Units, not Complexes)
Family of “poets” has led to this genetic and well-groomed “gift”
October 2009 – Present
Arranged words to make phrases that end in words that rhyme
Inspired by friends and Ogden Nash
Champion of YouTube
Director, Producer, Editor, and Star
December 2009 – Present
Enlisted the help of a dedicated team composed largely of myself
Motivated by boredom and an ability to amuse myself greatly
Helping to prove that people really do put just about anything on the Internet these days
Honing My Self-Imposed Awkward State of Being Which is Source Material
Living the Dream, Man, Just Living the Dream
August 1984 – Present
Befriended numerous people while living in: North Carolina, Oregon, Korea, Alaska, Kansas, New York, Georgia, Arizona, Texas (Dallas), California, Texas (Houston) (Go Army Brats!)
Produced any number of imaginary versions of myself which are at once super human in skills, intelligence, looks, charm, charisma, and humility
Too many to name. Ask me about it in person sometime.
HONORS AND AFFILIATIONS
Comment from anonymous online website visitor, “Mom,” made the bold claim that dumbfunnery.com is the greatest place on the internet
Descriptions of my dancing range from being told I’m an amazing dancer, to looking like a “caterpillar”
Via my Twitter account (@DumbFunnery) I corresponded with a local celebrity (I made a joke to a local news anchor’s account, he responded with an “LOL”)
Comments on: "DumbFunnery Resume" (3)
Is this your resume or the blog’s resume? The latter is actually a great idea. I already have a resume page on my blog but it’s for people. Now I’m thinking about changing it to the resume of my blog. Good idea!
It is the blog’s resume … And thanks! Glad you liked the post!
You’ll have to reply with the link if you get that set up so I can make sure to check it out!
You’re welcome! I’ll be sure to do that. I will do mines a little different and do aspirations for i got for mines. I will do that.