DumbFunnery

If you’re blind is every date you go on a blind date?

If Listerine went into the weapons industry, it would be incredibly terrifying. 99.9% of enemies taken down so far.

What did you write about for NaNoWriMo?
I wrote a tragicomedy called “An Unexpected Visitor.” It’s a 50,000 word novel about pooping your pants.

If I owned a store I would name one section “Mysterious Ways.” Then if someone came in asking for an employee I could say, “You’re looking for who? Oh, he works in Mysterious Ways.”