The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

If I Was a Grandpa …

HI KIDS. IT IS YOUR GRANDPA. I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS AND SAW A REPORT ON A THING CALLED A MEME AND I TALKED TO YOUR GRANDMA ABOUT IT AND DECIDED TO MAKE ONE FOR YOU.

I DO NOT THINK, AND YOUR GRANDMA AGREES, YOU ARE TAKING SOME THINGS THAT MAY SEEM BORING TODAY BUT IN YOUR FUTURE YOU WILL APPRECIATE, VERY SERIOUSLY. FOR EXAMPLE, DENTAL HYGIENE. ALSO, FIBER.

I FOUND A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET AND I AM TAKING IT TO USE FOR THIS MEME. I TRIED TO THE GOOGLE IT AND IT CAME BACK AND DIDN’T HAVE MY ANSWER SO I HOPE IT’S OK.

HERE IS ONE.

Concerned Raccoon 1

HERE IS ANOTHER.

Concerned Raccoon 2

HERE IS ONE I MADE TO BE FUNNY.

Concerned Raccoon 3

I ENCOURAGE YOU TO LOOK AT THIS AND KNOW THAT WHILE THEY ARE FUNNY THEY HAVE REAL ADVICE. GET ON THE YOLO APP AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT WITH INSTANT GRAMS. I ASSURE YOU THAT I KNOW YOU WILL TEASE EACH OTHER ABOUT YOUR OLD GRANDPA AND HOW MUCH HE WORRIES AND MAYBE IT FEELS LIKE I AM COMING IN LIKE A MY LEE CYRUS WRECKING BALL BUT I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

YOUR GRANDMA IS ABOUT TO SEND YOU 17 FORWARDS, SEVERAL WITH RACIST JOKES, SO PLEASE READ THOSE VERY CAREFULLY THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO HER.

LOVE OR WHATEVER,
GRANDPA

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Comments on: "If I Was a Grandpa …" (1)

  1. Grandma does love her racist jokes.

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