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Dear Ellen,

I think a good test to see if someone is creepy would be to ask the question, “if you woke up on a carousel and no one was around, how would you feel?” If the person wouldn’t be afraid – run.

Another good test to determine how creepy would be to see if they ever ask the above question.

Sincerely,
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