Soon I will be 30. THIRTY! Pretty crazy, eh past self?
You bet, hoss.
I remember way back when, using a bathroom and making silly faces in the mirror while I washed my hands, and then trying to transition quickly to a ‘thinking really hard’ face when someone else walks in the bathroom, and then starting to laugh to myself because I totally tricked that dude who just walked in the bathroom and oh no now I’m laughing out loud and then ANOTHER person comes in the bathroom and … Well, I’m just glad that’s in the past. I’ll be 30 soon!
That happened earlier today.
Yeah but it won’t happen when I’m THIRTY and an adult!
Eh. We’ll see.
Past self – how come you seem smarter than me?
Sorry. Tell me more things that’ll change with you being thirty.
Well, I think I’ll start subscribing to the local paper.
Oh cool, big papier-mâché project in mind?
No, to be informed! To read the news and … know stuff.
Oh yeah, hey, past self from when you turned 25 you should join this conversation.
Hey fellas, what’s up?!
Current self thinks he’s going to subscribe to the paper to be well informed and have opinions on the community and such.
Oh yeah, opinions on the community! Good one! Also maybe check out a garage sale or estate sale to pick up some weird local stuff.
Oh cool! I’m going to do the same any day now!
… Hey … Wait … 25 year old self … You’re also about to start reading the paper and …
Yeah most definitely!
Dang it generic past self, you’re an a-hole. Are you trying to show me that I haven’t mentally evolved at all from the time I was 25 til now?
No, not at all. You have really fast internet now.
I AM EVOLVED!
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This is great! I have this conversation with my past selves constantly.