DumbFunnery

How about a new children’s classic called Frumpelstiltskin, which is the exact same as Rumpelstiltskin except … I don’t know, he’s frumpy.

Also someone has hooks instead of hands. And someone else is a serial killer robot from the future.

Probably a love story where everyone learns a lesson about not judging others by their looks, except for Frumpelstiltskin because come on, he’s clearly not even trying.

It’s called a comb buddy, ever hear of it? (This is of course from the Muppet Classic Theater movie, a gem.)