The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Stop, Drop and Roll With It – Premium Fire Insurance that almost makes you want to be an arsonist!

(They’re) Better Off Dead – Life Insurance so good you’d think you’d have to kill to have it

Prescription Pain Thrillers – Medical Insurance so good you’ll be numb to the absurdly high cost

Swimmin’ In It – Flood Insurance so good you’ll start dancing to rain sticks

Auto-Mobile Socioeconomic Status – Somebody’s reaching with this name … But it’s the same joke, you know, auto insurance that’ll pay you back so much money you can jump your economic status by one level … Oof, I know

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