The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (8/12/15)


Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When my buddy and I were in Brugge I saw some nuns out walking around. I was convinced if we followed them we would spot them engaging in something equally frivolous and innocent like hopscotch, marbles, or hula hooping.

Why are nuns only ruler-wielding disciplinarians or elementary school kids (nice ones) at recess?

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?

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