The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Flea Market

A trip to the flea market inevitably brings boredom, delight, amusement, and occasionally fear. Who are these people that own so many framed clown prints? Why?

Things I Regret Not Buying

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Something I now WON’T overhear at the office? “Hey did you see the new guy has a Burger King toy? I told you he has potential.” Opportunity missed.

Things I Do NOT Regret Not Buying

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I don’t need a guide to cooking food I don’t want to eat.

 

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Hey darling! Remember when you said you wanted to have more unsettling, unnerving dreams? I found the PERFECT thing for our bedroom!

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Rejected (barely) Trump slogan.

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You can’t tell but the clown is blocking the letters ‘O’, ‘R’, ‘T.’ Look into that bear’s eyes and tell me he’s not afraid.

 

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