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Posts tagged ‘clowns’

Attn: Ellen (6/8/16)



Back (apologies for my handwriting!)


The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What do you think is in that building to inspire those guys to run away in happy terror?

My guess is attractive naked people (happy) and clowns (terror).

Let me know your answer @ DumbFunnery!


Why am I doing this?

Flea Market

A trip to the flea market inevitably brings boredom, delight, amusement, and occasionally fear. Who are these people that own so many framed clown prints? Why?

Things I Regret Not Buying

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Something I now WON’T overhear at the office? “Hey did you see the new guy has a Burger King toy? I told you he has potential.” Opportunity missed.

Things I Do NOT Regret Not Buying

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I don’t need a guide to cooking food I don’t want to eat.


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Hey darling! Remember when you said you wanted to have more unsettling, unnerving dreams? I found the PERFECT thing for our bedroom!

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Rejected (barely) Trump slogan.

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You can’t tell but the clown is blocking the letters ‘O’, ‘R’, ‘T.’ Look into that bear’s eyes and tell me he’s not afraid.


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