The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

You know what would make a terrible horror movie, but a terrifying real world experience? If everyone you came across in a day was incredibly nice, friendly, and chill.

It doesn’t sound scary – but imagine how frightening that would be.

You go to work and everyone there is just … happy, or fairly content. What about that one dude who seems like he’s always on a personal call complaining about something with his house or the dog or something?

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Guys like this would be a dime a dozen. Color me petrified.

What about that quick trip to the grocery store and it’s crowded and everyone just looks … cool with it?

What about traffic on the way home? You look over to see someone bobbing their head to some Jack Johnson music.

I don’t know about you, but I would assume everyone had been abducted by aliens and been brain-washed. It would be a hair-standing-on-end, why is the world so scary, oh man oh man oh man I’m scared … kinda day.

 

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