DumbFunnery

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is where my wife and I stayed in Switzerland – HOW COOL IS THAT?! A guy showed us to our room who I imagine only works at the hotel when he grows tired of modeling and making watches. My wife did not buy me a watch as a lovely trinket because ‘that watch costs 1/5th my annual income.’ Excuses, huh? Can’t escape them even in a Swiss dreamland.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

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