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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (12/5/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Do you think in ancient times (whatever that means) there was some village elder who would go out on hunts and point to different animals and say either “delicious” or “belch?” Because really, who looks at big hairy animals and thinks “YUM!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (11/28/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I recently went to my first sporting event at Denver University. I don’t know if they have an honors college, but if they don’t they’re missing a real t-shirt selling opportunity. I mean, like, really. D.U.H.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (11/21/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s a trick I learned for Thanksgiving. If you don’t eat to the point of hating yourself, it’s actually a really nice day with friends and family.

But guess what Aunt Carol, I’m eating till I wanna puke so go screw yourself.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. Happy Turkey Day!

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Attn: Ellen (11/14/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine if all the dead presidents came back to see the world we’re in now. They’d probably all be like, ‘brains’ and ‘feed me’ and making creepy guttural noises and stuff.

Really makes you think.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (11/7/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is one of the more controversial Star Wars comics because the whole Luke Skywalker plot is him dealing with constipation.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

P.S. Not a great read.

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Attn: Ellen (10/31/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

The Monster Mash.

A ‘graveyard smash’ … What does that even mean!?

Also, Happy Halloween!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

Attn: Ellen (10/24/18)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

With elections right around the corner here is my current political stance.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

 

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