DumbFunnery

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I feel like, with the right inflection, you can make any last name that ends in an S sound like a verb.

“Julia? Julia Roberts.”

“Tom doesn’t run, Tom Hanks!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?