I have a series of facts, and each one will make me older.
- Recently I was at one of my favorite stores, Costco.
- I was browsing the clothing section of Costco.
- I noticed a pair of jeans, AND they had my size! I decided to buy them.
- I took the jeans home, tried them on, they fit well.
- I bought a second pair of the exact same jeans. From Costco.
- And, honestly, I wouldn’t mind a third pair. (Jeans that fit me well are a rare breed.)