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Attn: Ellen (11/22/17)



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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s this complex look in a few easy steps:

1) buy a bunch of fabrics

2) throw them at an airplane engine that is running

Boom! Shredded fabrics!

As for why you’d wear that? That’s outside my wheelhouse.

Sincerely, OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?


Attn: Ellen (12/8/10)


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Star Wars dude!!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

I don’t know what happens next in this comic, but I’m going to pretend it’s Princess Leia saying, “not in this outfit!” (Then a wink at the reader.)


P.S. 18 days til Christmas!!!

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