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How Old Am I?

I have a series of facts, and each one will make me older.

  • Recently I was at one of my favorite stores, Costco.
  • I was browsing the clothing section of Costco.
  • I noticed a pair of jeans, AND they had my size! I decided to buy them.
  • I took the jeans home, tried them on, they fit well.
  • I bought a second pair of the exact same jeans. From Costco.
  • And, honestly, I wouldn’t mind a third pair. (Jeans that fit me well are a rare breed.)

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Attn: Ellen (11/22/17)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here’s this complex look in a few easy steps:

1) buy a bunch of fabrics

2) throw them at an airplane engine that is running

Boom! Shredded fabrics!

As for why you’d wear that? That’s outside my wheelhouse.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (12/8/10)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Star Wars dude!!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

I don’t know what happens next in this comic, but I’m going to pretend it’s Princess Leia saying, “not in this outfit!” (Then a wink at the reader.)

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

P.S. 18 days til Christmas!!!

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