The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (2/20/19)




Back (apologies for my handwriting!)



The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I’ve heard that ‘snitches get stitches’ but my question is – why!?

Like, my cousin told the police about this thing that happened and some guy went to court and it was super dramatic and then the night before my cousin was going to testify he was shaving and cut off three fingers! Clumsy much?!

How is the correlation between snitching and clumsiness so strong!?

Sincerely, OR

Why am I doing this?


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