May 1 (Wednesday)
Calendar and pics
Lazy with daily haiku
These are my cheat sheets
May 2 (Thursday)
Ring around Rosie
Kid spins then throws himself down
And shouts “DOWN!” with glee
May 3 (Friday)
With one word and tone
The kid can express himself
Highly efficient
May 4 (Saturday)
“Global holiday!”
My wife looks confused then “oh”
(May the Fourth ya know!?)
May 5 (Sunday)
Presentation work
Doing work stuff on weekends
Is always the pits
May 6 (Monday)
This week two things end
Which have been causing me stress
Come on time, fly! (Please)
May 7 (Tuesday)
Morning routine first
Mom gives kiss and hug goodbye
Kid: ‘bye bye mama’
May 8 (Wednesday)
Big presentation
Lots of nerves and stressed out nights
But it’s done! Hooray!
May 9 (Thursday)
Dear self: you busy?
Dear self self: nah, why, what’s up?
Avenger’s date night!
May 10 (Friday)
Wife getting her mom
Solo night: S.N.E.S.
Super Metroid time!
May 11 (Saturday)
Grandma watching kid
Wife and I furniture shop
We’re just so grown up
May 12 (Sunday)
Happy mother’s day!
Especially all you moms
With guns. You scare me.
May 13 (Monday)
What’s that feeling when
A day just ‘happens’? MONDAY!
(That’s corporate humor.)
May 14 (Tuesday)
Kid wakes up early
Chats to himself in his crib
Soothing song to me
May 15 (Wednesday)
Shows have tech all wrong
There’s no constant B.O. … But …
Non-social? Spot on.
May 16 (Thursday)
It’s intern season
Fresh-faced, enthusiastic!
Souls yet to be crushed.
May 17 (Friday)
Wife and I day off!
Zany kid-free day where we’re …
Furniture shopping!
May 18 (Saturday)
To all you new grads
Have cake, high five, whatever
Then get jobs you bums!
May 19 (Sunday)
Sitter is moving
Now to find a new person
To trust with our son
May 20 (Monday)
Kid has changed me lots
Say hi to everything now
Morning, lawn mower!
May 21 (Tuesday)
Kid’s learning to jump
Says ‘hop!,’ goes on tippy toes
It’s adorable.
May 22 (Wednesday)
Playing game with pals
Light knock at window … What the!?
Bunny rescue time!
May 23 (Thursday)
Bunnies in the yard
‘Hop!’ yelled as kid runs at them
They run. ‘Wait wait! ….. FASSSSST!’
May 24 (Friday)
Minnesota trip
For some quality family time
Right on a lake, too!
May 25 (Saturday)
Great day by the lake
Watched folks ski in COLD water
I sipped hot coffee
May 26 (Sunday)
Lots of good fam time
Kiddo following cousins
While they run around
May 27 (Monday)
Many have lost their
Spouse / Parent / Child / Sibling
Must do right by them
May 28 (Tuesday)
Kid built LEGOs up …
Six blocks high! Is that good? Bad?
I just know it’s cute …
May 29 (Wednesday)
Electrician here
“I’m gonna need to do this …”
Is ‘this’ expensive?
May 30 (Thursday)
Hi! I’m the month, May!
And I’m 31 days long!
(Get over it, May)
May 31 (Friday)
Friday daycare treat
School has small packs of gummies
‘Gummies!’ said with glee
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