Attn: Ellen (10/24/18)
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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
With elections right around the corner here is my current political stance.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
With elections right around the corner here is my current political stance.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I decided my dog is like a crazy scientist who has come up from her lab and is yelling about some potentially world-ending catastrophe and we’re like, “nah crazy scientist, that’s just the neighbor – you JUST saw him” and she’s like “RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!”
It’s charming.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I could be wrong, but I bet if the U.S. had royalty their modern descendants would be an awful trash heap of humanity.
But maybe I’m a bit pessimistic.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery