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Dear Ellen,
I can picture it now.
The date? Today, plus 30 years.
The place? A kitchen table.
The statement? “You guys remember that your dad went NUTS and sent out surrealist Christmas cards … in July?”
It’s all about GOALS.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
What year do you think it will be when the United States runs out of -gate words?
“It’s BananaGate all over again!”
“Wait … BananaGate or BananasFosterGate?”
“Huh? Dude, if anything it’s like PeanutButterAndBananaSandwichGate 2.0.”
My prediction? 2018. Let me know your best guess.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
My dryer is pretty fancy. Every time it finishes a load a little song plays. It’s like my wife and I are leveling up in a Super Nintendo game.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 