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Attn: Ellen (3/16/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I could see myself living here. I would wear flannel, eat fish for dinner caught from a fishing rod hanging out of my bedroom window. AND living in a perpetual state of wanting to pee. Just think of that soundtrack of roaring water ALL THE TIME and whelp, time to pee again.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (3/9/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know how you almost have to pant just to breathe when you’ve eaten too much ice cream? Lately my wife and I have been experiencing that a lot … So yeah, life’s pretttttttty good.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/17/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

When I ran a marathon at the 16 mile mark I thought, with a lot of fear and trepidation, how much longer I had to go.

I guess internally I was having that classic R2-3PO struggle. So I said, “shut-uppa-you-dumb-brain” and I just kept trucking.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

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