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Attn: Ellen (4/6/16)

Front

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Talking politics
Trump leads me to duplicate
The drama symbol

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/30/16)

Front

Ellen255a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!

Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (3/23/16)

Front

Ellen254a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen254b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I think the creator of the big Chewbacca toy, we’ll call her Susie, had an assignment to make this toy. She spent 3 days on his feet and legs, a day and a half on his chest, arms, and bandoleer … And 15 minutes on that weird, unsettling, creepy head.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Don’t even get me started on poor mini-Bacca.

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