Attn: Ellen (4/6/16)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Talking politics
Trump leads me to duplicate
The drama symbol
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Talking politics
Trump leads me to duplicate
The drama symbol
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Look at that big giraffe give that little giraffe a boop! What a show!!
Imagine how wonderful it would be for a giraffe to lean all the way down, craning that fire hose of a neck, and bopping you! Nose-tonose! Another slightly unlikely life goal to add to the list.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I think the creator of the big Chewbacca toy, we’ll call her Susie, had an assignment to make this toy. She spent 3 days on his feet and legs, a day and a half on his chest, arms, and bandoleer … And 15 minutes on that weird, unsettling, creepy head.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Don’t even get me started on poor mini-Bacca.