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Attn: Ellen (2/10/16)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen250a

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Here we are, halfway through our catscream series (3/6). So, let’s get reflective? I guess? Largely because I don’t know what to say. We could say at the next full moon we will both spend a few minutes (82 at most) staring into the eyes of these cats.

Or not? That’s pretty weird even for me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

P.S. JK! Let’s totally do the staring!!

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (2/3/16)

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Ellen249a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen249b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

If I had named this statue I would’ve name it ‘the hell did I do last night?!’

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (1/27/16)

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Ellen248a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen248b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Watching political debates is very confusing for me. It’s maddening, depressing and oddly makes me think briefly (very briefly) “I should run for an office.” And that thought is sincere! I think that because I think I could help, and do good. But then again – pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft. You know?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?