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I’m pointing to all the great savings?
P.S. This is what is called, in the biz, a very lazy post. (Also, notice that beyond my arm is the blog logo!)
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Armand Bayou Nature Center
If a gator is that close to me, I will throw any and all food at the gator in an effort to escape.
“Watch for a while — somewhere before you, something is either eating or being eaten.” – From a sign there
The bugs there were like cocky jet fighter pilots, seeing how close they could get to flying into me without hitting. It was annoying, but thinking of them as daredevils made it more tolerable.
I learned from a girl that worked there, this is a cottonmouth snake. They are poisonous! So if you are this close to one (without using the zoom on your camera) you are a dummy.
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Houston Comic Con Photos
Her cheerleader shirt thing said “Sith” … Everyone needs moral support?
I made jokes about paying five dollars to play the part of Godzilla … MWAH HA HA!
So … these guys. They had a friend who kept playing Mario sound effects. Cool, right? NOPE. We stood right in front of them in an hour+ long line to get in.
On the plus/horrible/plus again side … they had worked out a dance routine (Gangnam style stuff).
Even super heroes need a break, OK!?
Oh, this guy. He was by my friends and I in line. He loooooved the ladies in costumes.
My favorite? “She’s hot … I bet she’s also hot without her clothes on.”
Runner up: “I’ll give you 20 bucks to ask for her number? … No? Will you give me 20 bucks to do it?”
Waiting for a costume contest.
DumbFunnery 
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on June 14, 2013