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Quotes of the Day!

“Go drink your hatorade and eat your hater tots.”
– The fellas from work and me …

Here’s the challenge. What other foods can you smoothly combine the word hate with? The best we came up with (J came up with this) was “hate and bake” (or “shake and hate” if you prefer). Seriously – what foods work (given the comment history, I’m guessing I’ll at least get a reply from Mr. Non-Review?)

“I know he is. He’s a great man posing as a great man. That’s what’s so fantastic about him. It’s like Charlie Chaplin impersonating Charlie Chaplin. ”

– W. Somerset Maugham, Up at the Villa (the kind of quote only an English dude would have)

Have a good weekend everybody!!!

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“I was being unselfish for selfish reasons.”
– Pushing Daisies, Episode 1, Season 1

I like that line a lot (the context makes it even better, but I don’t want to give the show away. Also I don’t want to write that much). I would say the show is very “sweet” (as in nice, not as in “sweet!” – like you’d say when you found out you still have a doughnut left).

“He’s the idealist, he’s the dreamer of a beautiful dream, and even if the dream doesn’t come true it’s rather thrilling to have dreamt it.”

– The Razor’s Edge, W. Somerset Maugham

I highly recommend that book. Also, I’m sure there are a lot of would-be writers, musicians, whatevers really – who are dreaming about something until the day it comes true.

Lord have mercy I am sentimental today. I’m going to go swear at some old ladies and push down children.

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“I think that comparisons are truly odious, I do not approve of this constant proud or envious to-do;

And furthermore, dear friends, I think that you and yours are delightful and I also think that me and mine are delightful too.”

– Ogden Nash, from the poem Possessions are Nine Points of Conversation

“Oh my God! I love bars!”

– Lindsay Lohan, upon hearing she’ll be seeing plenty of bars in prison

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