The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/19/17)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

What year do you think it will be when the United States runs out of -gate words?

“It’s BananaGate all over again!”

“Wait … BananaGate or BananasFosterGate?”

“Huh? Dude, if anything it’s like PeanutButterAndBananaSandwichGate 2.0.”

My prediction? 2018. Let me know your best guess.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

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Attn: Ellen (7/12/17)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

 

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My dryer is pretty fancy. Every time it finishes a load a little song plays. It’s like my wife and I are leveling up in a Super Nintendo game.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?