I think if Willem Dafoe isn’t going to a costume party once every five years or so acting like a real jerk, a real a-hole, a real meany-face … he’s missing an opportunity.
Because you know who would be right behind him at the party? His ol’ nemesis … greeting everyone with a smile, a compliment, a friendly word. That’s right, it’s … Willem Dafriend.
French Canadian Goose
Frankly I blame you for not seeing this joke coming.
You know what? The next time someone around you is coughing a lot you should look at them like they’re nuts and then when the coughing fit stops say, “you must have a lot of caffeine in your body!” and when they look at you like you’re nuts that’s when you deliver the news, “because you’re so cough-y.” You’ll probably have to laugh a lot because I bet they won’t.
Cough-y. Coffee. Get it?!
If I ran a drug manufacturing company I would name one Keira, and the commercials would focus on the frequency with which you take the medication.
Also the commercial would have a knight running through a field.
(P.S. You take the drug nightly.)
I’m not saying she personally endorsed this post, but she didn’t NOT personally endorse it.
Neutrogena is a criminally offensive and awful organization and I insist that everyone join me in boycotting them. It’s one thing to be awful, but to be awful so publicly and with a smile on your face is not forgivable. Honestly, it sickens me. I can’t stop hearing some fresh-faced innocent looking young woman saying that phrase, “cleans up your poors.” Really?!? Just because they’re poor doesn’t mean they aren’t people!
Join me everyone! Join me in boycotting Neutrogena!