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Posts tagged ‘bad joke’

Colorado Checklist Item Complete

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Dang, that’s one flyyyyyy fisherman. (Hyuck, hyuck, hyuck.) (Also I was getting the fly out of my boot, so … really not that fly. And I didn’t catch any fish. But other than that, dang, check out that flyyyyyy fisherman.)

Here’s What You Do

You know what? The next time someone around you is coughing a lot you should look at them like they’re nuts and then when the coughing fit stops say, “you must have a lot of caffeine in your body!” and when they look at you like you’re nuts that’s when you deliver the news, “because you’re so cough-y.” You’ll probably have to laugh a lot because I bet they won’t.

Cough-y. Coffee. Get it?!

My Drug Manufacturing Company and Me

If I ran a drug manufacturing company I would name one Keira, and the commercials would focus on the frequency with which you take the medication.

Also the commercial would have a knight running through a field.

(P.S. You take the drug nightly.)

I’m not saying she personally endorsed this post, but she didn’t NOT personally endorse it.