Attn: Ellen (3/22/17)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This is an ad for my nightclub, ‘I SAID NO’ where guys who think a woman is playing hard to get are allowed the opportunity to learn about listening and respect. We’ve got a nice dance floor, good music, and surprisingly disappointing pretzels. Seriously. They’re so … lackluster.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
DumbFunnery 