DumbFunnery

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is an ad for my nightclub, ‘I SAID NO’ where guys who think a woman is playing hard to get are allowed the opportunity to learn about listening and respect. We’ve got a nice dance floor, good music, and surprisingly disappointing pretzels. Seriously. They’re so … lackluster.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?