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Apartment Lease Renewal Time

Here at the Gradford Luxury Apartments we love our residents! We know it’s your choice to life here, and as your lease comes to an end we want to make sure you know we want you to stay and continue to be a part of this community.

That’s why we are beginning our “Catch and Re-Lease” program! It’ll include games, social activities, and prizes! All in an effort to make sure you know this isn’t just an apartment complex, it’s your home.

So if you see us approaching you with our rod out – don’t be surprised!

Sincerely,
Soon to be apologizing management

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