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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (9/26/18)

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Dear Ellen,

Here we see a depiction of the GOP attempting to woo more female voters. And, unfortunately, some women are drawn to awful relationships.

Come on lady, wake up!!!

Sincerely,
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Attn: Ellen (9/19/18)

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Dear Ellen,

I bet he’s reading Harry Potter. What else could so engross you that you don’t notice skeleton parts hanging around you?

Sincerely,
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@DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (9/12/18)

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Dear Ellen,

When do you think the first barber shop was? I bet it was during caveman times. And I bet it wasn’t successful at all. Why pay perfectly good animal hides when I could just gnaw off my hair when it gets too long? But that barber? Talk about an outside-the-box thinker.

Sincerely,
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