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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (6/29/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

My wife and I tried to visit a national park but our dog got sick so we went back home. But I DID buy some postcards! I thought nature-inspired haiku would be nice. Hope you enjoy!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

A big birthday for
The National Park Service
Which turned one hundred!

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (6/22/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

You know that thing where you like to do an accent out loud while driving alone in your car and soon enough you have a sort of ‘character’ to go with that accent and that ‘character’ says something funny so now you’re driving alone, talking up a storm to yourself, and laughing? I guess I’m just saying I’m very thankful for hands free phones.

Sincerely,

DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (6/15/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I don’t know about you, but I have recently lost all interest in the card game hearts.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?