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Dear Ellen,
How about we co-create a show? It’s called Brussel Sprouts. And it’s a fairly boring detective, named Brussel Sprouts, and his mediocre detective-ing, failed dating attempts, and love of horses. Sounds too good to be true, huh?
Call me. It’s not.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I worry that Earth might be the K-Mart of the universe, with aliens cruising by saying, “huh, they’re still in existence?”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I wonder if there is a Guinness World Record for longest “awwwwww.” And wouldn’t t be weird if that was achieved by someone looking at a picture of a blue whale. If I was from Guinness I would disqualify the person.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
P.S. If I was going for the record I’d look at baby fox pictures.
DumbFunnery 