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Houston Comic Con Photos

Her cheerleader shirt thing said “Sith” … Everyone needs moral support?

I made jokes about paying five dollars to play the part of Godzilla … MWAH HA HA!

So … these guys. They had a friend who kept playing Mario sound effects. Cool, right? NOPE. We stood right in front of them in an hour+ long line to get in.
On the plus/horrible/plus again side … they had worked out a dance routine (Gangnam style stuff).

Even super heroes need a break, OK!?

Oh, this guy. He was by my friends and I in line. He loooooved the ladies in costumes.
My favorite? “She’s hot … I bet she’s also hot without her clothes on.”
Runner up: “I’ll give you 20 bucks to ask for her number? … No? Will you give me 20 bucks to do it?”

Waiting for a costume contest.

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on June 14, 2013

What I Learned About Alien Abductions

I don’t know what being abducted by an alien is like … but if I experience it, and it turns out to be like a Bassnectar concert, I wouldn’t be that surprised – you know, crazy flashing lights, crazy sounds, alien abduction-y things.

Also, I have to admit, I don’t really like that kind of music … but I enjoy those concerts (at least in rare doses). Well, minus all the smell of smoke.