To the Fans of the Mayans
Meteors are crashing down
Destruction rains all around
Dinosaurs have re-inhabited the Earth
They are crushing people with smirks and mirth
Five hundred tornadoes suddenly appeared
But I don’t find any of this weird
Godzilla is riding a super-sized dragon
Throwing presents from his TNT-filled wagon
An earthquake has swallowed Hawaii
Ignorant dolts are screaming ‘why, oh why!’
I don’t mean to sound crass or mean
But all I’m feeling is this dopamine
You see, when you are proven right
A shot of dopamine is there for your delight
I KNEW the Mayans had it figured out
I knew it with all my heart, without a doubt
So you see … oh crap, a foul-tempered liger
Excuse me while I run away with my righteous swagger
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