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Posts tagged ‘paintings’

Did Monet Have Bad Vision?

Here we see what appear to be strawberries that Monet, known for his clumsiness, probably dropped on some grass on a rainy day. Tough luck dude, looks like you better head back to the grocery store.


This embarrassing flop is supposed to be a painting of a rose. Man, that guy really needed glasses, am I right?



One day, it is reported, Monet woke up and decided to paint what he saw outside his window. What he didn’t realize was that someone had been washing his window and left smudges all over it. Hey, this kinda looks like waves though. That’s cool. What good luck.

Some Advice for the Summer

Napoleon Bonaparte Sitting

So, you want to look trim?


Goya Noriega

Yes! I am trying your hand trick to hide the belly, ol’ pal ol’ buddy Napoleon, but it’s not working!


Napoleon Study

LOL! Rookie.



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