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Did Monet Have Bad Vision?

Here we see what appear to be strawberries that Monet, known for his clumsiness, probably dropped on some grass on a rainy day. Tough luck dude, looks like you better head back to the grocery store.


This embarrassing flop is supposed to be a painting of a rose. Man, that guy really needed glasses, am I right?



One day, it is reported, Monet woke up and decided to paint what he saw outside his window. What he didn’t realize was that someone had been washing his window and left smudges all over it. Hey, this kinda looks like waves though. That’s cool. What good luck.

Attn: Ellen (5/29/13)


Ellen DeGeneres Monet

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine yourself stepping into a room. In this room you are surrounded by beautiful Claude Monet paintings. So peaceful, so happy.

Then I walk in and gesture to 5 of the Monet’s in turn, and sing, to the tune of the O’Jays ‘For the Love of Money,’ “Monet, Monet, Monet, Moooonet, … Monet!”


Why am I doing this?

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