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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (8/24/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I wonder if Lewis and Clark kept tallies on each other, for how many times they said, “aww!” Also I wonder if they said “AHHHHH!!!” just as many times.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (8/17/16)

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The text of the postcard is

Do you love beauty?
Do you like seeing your breath?
Come to Alaska!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (8/3/16)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

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The text of the postcard is

Nature: “No, taller”
Logic: “But … it’s a cactus”
Nature: “Lawlz, I know”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?