omgIMpreggars : Tweets from a Pregnant Fourteen Year Old
10 am: ugh! moms so pissed. taking me to hospital to see if im prgnant. fingers crossed its no!!!!!
10:47 am: shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt.
10:49 am: mom said having a baby is worse than the time i got 14 stitches!!!!
10:57 am: omg! mom is so pissed! im sorry ok i thought he was on birth control!
11:14 am: apparently men cant be on birth control??? what were all those pills he took? whatev.
11:37 am: mom stated to take me back to school and i said erf that! im pregnant and have morning sickness or whatever.
11:39 am: lol! erf! i meant ef!!! lol!!
12:01 pm: just ate a ton! being preggars has its upside? 🙂
12:27 pm: i dont wanna be fat 😦 😦 😦 my bf will totally braeak up w me 😦 😦
12:32 pm: bf tweeted he luvs me!!!
12:34 pm: hahaha lol! my bf is such a perv! told me all the free sex we want for 9 mos
12:39 pm: wait … u cant get pregntn for lik another 3 months after birth too? right?
1:12 pm: ill have to get all new clothes … torn feeling sabout this 😦 and 🙂 lol!
1:37 pm: moms still so angry 😦
2:12 pm: shit mom get over it!!!!
3:07 pm: mom threatened to take my phone! wtf!!! its how i express myself!
3:09 pm: first amendment mom! heard of it?!!?!
3:14 pm: i can sue for indepndence from my parents right? i declare mself emancipted!!
3:17 pm: lol! my bf told me emancipated sounds like constipated! lol!
4:10 pm: shit am i ready to be a mom? what do u guys think?
4: 13 pm: be real w me pls …
4:47 pm: im havng this baby! weather you want iot or not!
4:49 pm: when you have ur period iur a woamn! ok!? like in china girls have babeis at 10!!
4:51 pm: f them doubters! lol!
5:37 pm: i feel fat 😦
6:27 pm: mom said no mcdonalds for dinnr!!! 😦 😦 😦
6:30 pm: jst bc im pregnant and weigh less than u mom doesnt mean u shuld be jealous
6:55 pm: oh no oh no oh no dads home! …
6:56 pm: bust out my ninja skillz! lol shhhh lol
7:15 pm: i saw my dad cry for like the firts time evr in his life … cryng right now 2 u guys … i guess things are goig to be diffrnet
7:24 pm: rude. mom calld me “unfit parent” wtf mom
7:27 pm: whats unfit is that shirt moms wearing LOL!!!!
7:49 pm: why do we evn have trigonmtry? its pointless
8:24 pm: than god for tivo! 🙂
8:37 pm: wow my baby will never have to wtch commrcials ever! what an easy life!
9:12 pm: im about to give birth to my lunch lol! cafetria food sucks!
9:47 pm: from my bf: “curfews are as gay as oprah and that chick shes gay with” LOL! luv it! luv you! 🙂
10:14 pm: ive been jokng around a lot today but im really scared. i dont know if i can handle this 😦 im so young its scary guys …
10:30 pm: south parks on ) 🙂 🙂 🙂
10:32 pm: tomrrow ill haev been pregnant 2 days. weird. night all. kep me in ur prayer.s
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