Other Things God Tried Before the Silent Treatment
God, who is currently undergoing the longest known example of ‘the silent treatment,’ tried other things to get humanity’s attention first:
- Calling, but hanging up before humanity could answer, then waiting for humanity to call back
- Saying ‘what?’ and then when humanity responds ‘…what’, God says with annoyance, ‘oh, I thought you said something’ and then there’s a silence that’s even heavier than what it was before the exchange
- Sighing really loudly while deliberately not looking at humanity
- Having one of God’s friends call humanity and say, ‘hey what’s your deal? Why are you being so rude to God?’
- Being super sweet to humanity and then when humanity does the slightest thing wrong getting even angrier
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