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Armand Bayou Nature Center

If a gator is that close to me, I will throw any and all food at the gator in an effort to escape.

If a gator is that close to me, I will throw any and all food at the gator in an effort to escape.

 

 

Houston

“Watch for a while — somewhere before you, something is either eating or being eaten.” – From a sign there

The bugs there were like cocky jet fighter pilots, seeing how close they could get to flying into me without hitting. It was annoying, but thinking of them as daredevils made it more tolerable.

The bugs there were like cocky jet fighter pilots, seeing how close they could get to flying into me without hitting. It was annoying, but thinking of them as daredevils made it more tolerable.

 

Armand Bayou 4

I learned from a girl that worked there, this is a cottonmouth snake. They are poisonous! So if you are this close to one (without using the zoom on your camera) you are a dummy.

I learned from a girl that worked there, this is a cottonmouth snake. They are poisonous! So if you are this close to one (without using the zoom on your camera) you are a dummy.

What I Learned About Alien Abductions

I don’t know what being abducted by an alien is like … but if I experience it, and it turns out to be like a Bassnectar concert, I wouldn’t be that surprised – you know, crazy flashing lights, crazy sounds, alien abduction-y things.

 

 

Also, I have to admit, I don’t really like that kind of music … but I enjoy those concerts (at least in rare doses). Well, minus all the smell of smoke.

Free Press Summer Fest 2013

Houston Texas

 

Houston Texas

 

Houston Texas

 

Houston Texas

The lead singer of Vintage Trouble took a walk in the crowd.

 

 

Houston Texas

If you look closely you can see Kim standing (crowd surfing … but standing) on audience member’s hands and dancing.

 

Houston Texas

 

Houston Texas

He’s not famous or anything, his shirt is just funny to me.