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Jaipur

Previously:

And Now …

Jaipur

First, a fun fact. Did you know that city names that end in -pur (like Jaipur, Udaipur) have Hindu roots whereas towns that end in -bad (Islamabad, Ahmedabad) have Muslim roots. I don’t know what you’ll do with that, but it’s interesting, eh?

India flower

Big, pretty flower number 1

In case you saw The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, it was filmed in Jaipur and Udaipur (the next stop on Lauren’s and my grand tour). As part of the fancy shopping we would do, we heard many phrases that would indicate how expensive the items were (as I talked about in this postcard). The funny part was that, in addition to price-increasing phrases like ‘dying art,’ shops would establish their credibility by mentioning the celebrities who had shopped there. In Jaipur, due to The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, the celebrity of choice was Judy Dench (a really down-to-Earth person apparently). I don’t know if the celebrity cred was due to us being American (perhaps British guests get told about the types of fancy tea a shop has), but it was entertaining.

Moving on.

Big, pretty flower number 2.

Big, pretty flower number 2.

We departed Ranthambhore and arrived in Jaipur after an interesting drive. We went from dirt roads with potholes so big the word hole isn’t big enough, to a pristine highway-type road with a median covered in beautiful flowers. All the while passing the usual mix of colorful trucks, and random vehicles of all types. On the way to our hotel we passed by a community of people living in tents, this setup was in the city but not in the inner city area. Not more than ten minutes later we arrived at our hotel. The mix of colors, sights, sounds and tastes in India is also accompanied by a mix of emotions – India is not a place where I could imagine much self-pity happening, because around every corner is someone who appears to have a life much tougher than you could imagine.

After the hotel arrival we spent the day admiring our surroundings, including some of the most beautiful flowers we’d seen. I had not associated India with flowers before going, but now a beautiful flower will always take me back to that beautiful country.

Big, pretty flower number 3.

Big, pretty flower number 3.

The next day was a full one. We met our guide, who we really enjoyed, a doctor and professor (talk about feeling spoiled) who was easy to talk to and seemed to know about everything we talked about. We met up with him around 9 am and were with him until perhaps 9 pm. Dr. A first took us by Hawa Mahal, which is a site you’ll see if you Google Jaipur. It’s a facade, a giant wall of windows for women to look out of while festivities and men went parading by below on the street. (The place I was talking about in this postcard.)

Jantar Mantar - these are some of the sign-specific devices.

Jantar Mantar – these are some of the sign-specific devices.

From there we visited Jantar Mantar, which was just plain cool and I still want to look up the math behind it. First, there were structures built that could tell you the time of day which is accurate within twenty seconds (even today!, and this was built in the early 1700s). Not satisfied with this, they built a version 10 times larger, making the time accurate within 2 seconds. Pretty good. In addition, there are instruments which tell you what sign you are, and specific clocks for each sign. So, how could you build a giant sundial 90 feet tall to accurately tell the time within 2 seconds? Why, you build the angle of the sundial at 27 degrees, the latitude of Jaipur of course! How did someone know the latitude of their city in the 1700s? You got me.

After the astrological instruments we saw the City Palace. This palace, like many others, had rooms dedicated to seasons which would cool or heat better – so you would live in the monsoon season room during the month or two a year of monsoon season, then the cooler room during summer and the warmer room during winter. What can you say, it’s good to be royalty.

Walking around Jaipur - I wish I had taken close up pictures of all the colorful powders for the upcoming diwali festival.

Walking around Jaipur – I wish I had taken close up pictures of all the colorful powders for the upcoming diwali festival.

Inspired by the astrological instruments, we met with an astrologer who, among other qualities, has an @aol email address. Adorable. The process was fascinating. Lauren went first, sitting to his left, and she wrote down her birthday, time of birth, and I think a few other facts. He asked a few more questions, and then with a magnifying glass took a good long look at her hands, her face (“close your eyes please”), had her look up and away to study her … neck/ear?, and then another good look at the hands. All the while making notes on his pad. The notes looked to be scribbles in this object in his notebook that was on every page – apparently marking something in one corner vs another has significance. If you hadn’t guessed, I’m not a big believer in the stars being able to tell me about myself or anyone … And yet, what he said was pretty accurate. He told us a few things about ourselves on the spot (when it was my turn I had to switch seats with Lauren to be on his left) and then we also got emails with a full write up.

In the Jaipur City Palace!

In the Jaipur City Palace!

Among many of the unexpected items in the email, the border is all swastikas. In India (and many other countries) that symbol is not associated with the Nazis because it was well-established before those dopes came along and tarnished the symbol for a lot of western countries.

After the astrologer and lunch, we had time for shopping. I bought a tailored jacket (how swanky) and Lauren bought a ring with the stone that would help maximize good energy (according to our astrologer). The ideal thing is to have your stone touching your skin, but if that doesn’t work you can carry it in your pocket or some such thing like that. I declined to buy a stone since I’d never wear it, and because I’d just bought a blazer for myself.

Approaching the farm where our elephant ride happened.

Approaching the farm where our elephant ride happened.

We then spent some time in a coffee shop with the good doctor, where he and Lauren talked books (with Lauren’s extensive India reading to prepare). We left India with a list of movies and books we should dive into to get a better idea of India.

From our coffee and chit chat we headed to Amber Fort where we removed our shoes, my belt and Lauren’s purse (because it was made of leather) and we headed to a Hindu temple in the fort. The doctor told us that we could get a blessing and that this would entail having a drink poured in my hands which I would then drink. Ok, sure, I’m game. In the temple the good doctor led us to a priest who put the red marking on our foreheads (tilaka), put a garland around our necks, and into my hands went this drink. I tipped my hands and woah, for a culture that does not really drink, that is one strong drink. Then with my hands still wet I was to pat my head at the top and sort of comb down. Because Lauren did not also drink I was told to pat her head as well. Then as the good doctor spoke to us he asked us to continue to face the priest’s direction.

With our pal, the elephant!

With our pal, the elephant!

Leaving there we walked around Amber Fort, learning about it. We were now not only dorky, tall, extremely noticeable white people, we were also adorned with flowers and the tilaka … I felt like a dork.

After Amber Fort we did what anyone would do – an elephant ride. The ride itself was … bumpy. But feeding the elephant a banana and just standing near it was amazing! What a giant, awesome animal!

A room in our hotel which featured beautifully painted walls. The hotel was 175 years old and built as a residence for the rulers of Samode.

A room in our hotel which featured beautifully painted walls. The hotel was 175 years old and built as a residence for the rulers of Samode.

As you’ve noticed I’ve gotten more brief as the day has gone on but that’s because it’s Friday morning and I’m about to shower and go enjoy the day!

High: Too many! Jaipur was amazing – the astronomical devices, the meeting with the astrologer (just watching him work was awesome, the whole setup was bizarre and fun to me), the elephant encounter and of course our guide.

Low: A silly one, but I had pictured Lauren and I each on a different elephant by ourselves … Having now been on an elephant and seen how they can walk where they want and don’t care how much you yell at them in your local language (like our elephant driver guy did) – I understand that each of us going solo would have actually been quite terrifying.

Up Next: Pushkar/Deogarh

Often our hotels knew it was our honeymoon and would have a little cake waiting for us in our rooms which was awesome. The spelling errors were a secondary delight.

Often our hotels knew it was our honeymoon and would have a little cake waiting for us in our rooms which was awesome. The spelling errors were a secondary delight.

Ranthambore National Park

Previously:

And Now …

Ranthambore National Park

As part of our India experience I wanted to ride a train. How could I not? It’s a staple of Indian travel. Our agent did a good job of convincing us a train ride would be dirty and uncomfortable so we settled on a deal – an easy 2 hour train ride while, remember how I mentioned we lived in luxury, our driver would drive to our next hotel with our bags. It turns out the train ride is a much quicker means because our bags got to the hotel a few hours after we did.

India train stationAnd as for the train ride, it was fine! If the weather had been hot, it would’ve been uncomfortable, and for first class tickets it felt more like an average train experience to me … But really, I think this was a case of us being too spoiled. (Lauren and I agreed we were spoiled on this trip, next trip we take we’ll do it all ourselves like normal, and we’ll end up saying things like oh we’re taking this tour with … others? Like … common people? How gauche.)

The purpose of this part of the trip was nature, specifically, the tiger part of nature. And did we see any? Well, you’ll have to keep reading! (Or you could scroll down and see some cool PICTURES OF TIGERS THAT I TOOK! IN NATURE! LIKE REAL LIFE, MAN!)

Remember kids, you don’t have to be faster than the bear, you have to be faster than the other people being chased by the bear.

We drove two or three hours from Fatehpur Sikri to the train station where, looking around, we saw a familiar sight – white people. Often we would drive along and see sights that were quite foreign to us (except for Indian men’s clothing, which is more often than not western) … and then we’d be close to our tourist destination and boom, a gaggle of white folk. And, frankly speaking, the older and more frail the white folk looked, the more safe I felt.

On the walk to the train platform (we went to three areas … I’m not sure if that was the confusion we had been warned about with Indian trains, or if our agent was lost) we walked with another American couple who was being helped by our same agent. They were a 60ish year old American couple and – good news, everyone! – we liked them! The only Americans (of three sets we encountered) that we liked. The guy said to me he felt like India is changing so rapidly, embracing so much of the west, that Lauren and I couldn’t wait for retirement like they did because the country would be so different. I completely agree that India felt like it was in the middle of changes, but from things I have read and heard about it seems India is good at encountering new cultures/fads and incorporating them into itself rather than letting these other cultures change them. (If that makes sense.)

The train ride itself was enjoyable. We sat across from two British fellas – one in his sixties and one in his thirties. The 60s fella was with his wife and they were travel pros having been to what seemed like every country and all on their own planning. I was shocked and impressed by some of the stories of his traveling in Asian countries. For me, the language barrier would lead me to wanting guided tours everywhere, but he talked about hopping on buses and just going. But you know what, I could see it happening. This tiny, extremely pale, silly, self-deprecating Brit could somehow survive in any situation. A stalking lion would be mid-leap and he’d coolly say, “ah, apparently I should’ve packed some extra knickers, what say, hey, lion?” and the lion would pause mid-mauling-leap and giggle and say, “aw shucks, you’re all right. I’ll go eat that goofy American.”

The other Brit told an amazing and heartbreaking story. Just talking about it brought a tear to his eye and Lauren’s, for my part my stone-and-ice heart melted .2%. The Brit, in his 30s, was with a  group tour but there by himself. He was taking the trip to honor his wife, who had passed away less than a year earlier. He and his wife had talked about a trip to India and while on the trip he would celebrate both his and his wives’ birthdays – he said it had been ok but he was dreading somewhat those days. In general he thought he was holding up ok emotionally, but the tough part was at night, when they would’ve rehashed and talked about the day they’d just had. Lauren and I wanted to hug this teddy bear of a man and bring him around with us. Two days later we saw him in Jaipur and it made me surprisingly happy to say this guy who I knew basically none at all.

It was COLD, ok?

It was COLD, ok?

But enough talk about emotions, let’s get to the tigers!

We had two safari rides we would be doing, morning and afternoon. The middle of the day was reserved for lunch and a break between safaris. Good deal.

There were a lot of jeeps both big and small that we saw while riding from the train station to our hotel – the small ones had a driver, the shotgun seat, and two rows which each sat three. For these cars you would probably have a driver and a guide or ‘naturalist’ as our packet called it (how fancy). The drivers seemed to speak little to no English, the guide did … But both seemed to know the ins and outs of the different trails you drive on. The large jeeps could fit … I don’t know, 20ish?

Those adorable monkeys! This looks like an ad for feeding the starving monkeys - get these guys some cheetos!

Those adorable monkeys! This looks like an ad for feeding the starving monkeys – get these guys some cheetos!

Our jeep arrived with four people already in, plus the driver and guide, we were told to grab blankets and hop on (and thank goodness for those blankets! I was fine standing but in that open air jeep I was COLD when we were whipping around those trails). Lauren sat in the front row with one couple, I sat in the back row with a friendly English couple. The front couple said they saw a tiger the afternoon prior but didn’t expect to see anything in the mornings – the best chance for catching them was when they are walking back to sleep at the end of the day (toward the end of an afternoon safari). This was good to hear because I didn’t leave the morning safari feeling disappointed about the lack of tigers, instead I just enjoyed the ride through nature.

The highlight of the morning drive was the friendly English couple, particularly when the woman casually said to me, “there’s hardly room for sex in here.” I tried to keep a neutral face while responding, “pardon?” Turns out she was saying hardly room for SIX. As in six of us passengers. Ahhh. That certainly changed the meaning. But that’s a note for you travelers, read the fine print; you may have signed up for an orgy/safari jeep ride. The other highlight of the morning was the guide pointing to baby deer and saying, “tiger chocolates!”

After a refreshing nap we were ready to rock. Our jeep arrived and there were three people inside, plus the driver and guide. Lauren and I were in the front row with an Aussie, the back row had an American couple from Colorado. We left our hotel and headed … to another hotel. Picking up a solo traveler, I thought incorrectly, as two people approached the jeep … Hmm. When we got to the entrance to the park (where all the trails are) our guide hopped out. The two who joined the jeep last were an English couple, one of them was originally from India though and was able to speak to the driver and then translate for us. All is well.

P1020409We were merrily driving along when Lauren spotted something and said, “a skunk!” I said, “looks like an overgrown squirrel!” And then the truth, “mongoose!” Our driver was happy, he told us whenever you see a mongoose you ALWAYS see a tiger. We deemed this hogwash, but …

Not long after the Aussie sitting to Lauren and I’s right said, “tiger! Tiger!” Then I said, “two tigers!! Two!” And we all excitedly whisper talked while the driver, who I thought was NUTS, drove us closer. Maybe twenty feet from this tiger answering natures call. Turns out we had run into two 8 month old tigers – the spotting of the day. So we followed the tigers in our jeep for a bit because they happened to walk along a trail. They headed about 30 feet off the trail and one sat down in a field of tall grass.

Around this time a second jeep, one of the jumbo type, comes driving up. Our driver hops out and shushes them like mad. The cameras in that jeep come out post-haste and soon you here the click, click of cameras much fancier than my pocket-sized point and shoot.

India Ranthambore tiger

Pictures don’t do these guys justice!

A family of deer (sambar is the type) happened to be walking up. The female cub sunk down, half-heartedly deciding to hunt (our guide said, all in whispered talk to our British friend who translated, that the mother was out doing the real hunting and left these two jokers behind to not mess up the hunt). So our tiger pal started slowly stalking, moving toward the completely unaware deer. Meanwhile there is our jeep and a BIG jeep which holds about 20 all snapping photos like mad. Suddenly one of the deer catches wind of the tiger and begins sounding the alarm, this startlingly loud honking noise. The tiger jogged toward them but decided against it. There was a big male deer with big antlers protecting the baby which our tiger cub likely wanted.

So, it was a successful safari. If you watch the video at the end you’ll see both tigers and the deer, plus see how much I jump when the honking noise occurred.

We chatted with the Aussie on the way back, the whole jeep in high spirits. I told Lauren I had a man crush on him – he was dreamy.

Back at the hotel we chatted with our neighbors, a friendly English couple, who happened to be in the jumbo jeep. Due to their jeep being quite full the guy in the couple had sat on the trunk’s engine. A comfy ride.

High: TIGERS of course!

Low: Americans not representing well (in the afternoon safari, the Colorado woman tried to tell the driver how to do his job saying where we should look for the tigers, and then when we saw the tigers – real tigers mind you! – she said, “oh good, we get to see them poop.” Bah!

Up Next: Jaipur

It’s Not Ooohgra, It’s Agra

Just an awful, awful title. I apologize. But hey, that Taj Mahal inspires some oohs and ahhs.

Previously:

And Now …

It’s Not Ooohgra, It’s Agra

Agra, in case you don’t know, is where the Taj Mahal is located. The Taj Mahal, in case you don’t know, is a lovely building. I lack the skill-set to describe that building, and being there in person … The closest experience I had to that was seeing the Grand Canyon. Except the Taj Mahal was built. By people. And over the course of only about twenty years! That’s so little for such a magnificent building! I could’ve stayed there, taking picture after picture that would fail to do it justice, for hours and hours.

But I’m getting ahead of myself. Because the first delight of the trip to Agra was the plane ride.

When we went from Delhi to Varanasi we flew Jet Airways, a domestic carrier. The flight included a juice box and a sizable snack despite only being an hour long (the snack was a sort of wrap – vegetarian or non). This time we would be flying Air India, an airline I had looked up before the trip and seen described as “decrepit.” Well Internet, sometimes you’re not just a crazy 47 year old man pretending to be a 15 year old girl, because this time ding ding ding, you got it.

India travelThe airline experience had two delightful features: the food and the aircraft itself. The food was some sort of white bread (?) with mayonnaise (?) and lettuce (?) … I have no idea if it was actually these items but that’s what it looked like. The Mrs. and I decided to pass on this delightful treat. The juice box we helped ourselves to, only to discover it had expired about 2 weeks prior. The taste was fine and we felt fine, but I just couldn’t help but imagine the kind of personal gain someone might try to get out of that if such a thing happened on an American airliner. Perhaps I’m too down on my country though.

The second delightful thing was … you guessed it, duct tape! Airplane falling apart? Nothing duct tape can’t handle!India Jet Airways

Speaking of my country … We also had our first negative experience with other tourists. These tourists were from … Florida! (By way of Jersey.) It was a group of 5 or 6 with one guide who was travelling with them throughout their trip (as opposed to Lauren and I, who had guides meeting us at the places we travelled to). One of the group members was discussing with the guide Indian vs American weddings and expressing displeasure with the local culture (top notch, fella). The American felt like it was silly or even stupid to have women weighed down with jewelry. And when discussing how PDA is taboo in India, “there is no ‘you may now kiss the bride’” said the guide, the American was shocked and condescending.

Who knows, maybe Lauren and I drove our guides nuts … and I know for the ones we didn’t care for (like in Varanasi and other cities), the conversation was sparse and they probably didn’t like us (like we’re a disengaged classroom). But in our defense, at least we didn’t openly smirk/frown/do that dismissive ‘hmph’ noise when being told about another culture.

Lauren also said she saw me get annoyed in a way she’d never seen. According to her, normally if someone says something I disagree with I might respond with, “yes I see what you’re saying, but have you considered …” or something like that to acknowledge the other person’s thought but to keep pushing my own. With this guy I went straight to counterpoint every time.

We had a conversation about technology when he learned I am a software engineer. He asked if it’s possible for people to control electricity in cities by hacking, I said if a city is utilizing a smart grid kind of setup and the protection they have is bad or the workers are careless about passwords then yes … I suppose someone could hack in and mess with a city. He was really pushing the idea of people hacking in to various important things and taking control. I told him that not everyone is bad, and there are a lot of things people can do for themselves like having strong passwords. I guess I didn’t like his rather doomsday outlook on technology and the future.

AMERICA!

India Jet AirwaysMoving on. We got to Agra and hopped off the plane. We disembarked on the tarmac (which always makes me feel like a hot shot) and … what? about 400 feet from us was a jet taking off. No fences … just runway and grass between us and a jet. It turns out Agra, a one carousel baggage airport (aka tiny) has an airport that is also a part of an Air Force base.

We met our driver, Suraj, and found out he would be with us from that day and for 10 days more. Woah! Poor Suraj. We like to think he was ok with us, and we liked him quite a bit. Of all the things we saw in India, we saw him the most. (Weird, right?)

At our hotel we got checked in, settled, and then headed out for the afternoon with our guide, Navnit. Navnit took us to the Taj Mahal.India Taj Mahal

The Taj Mahal was neato. We learned about its construction which was impressive in how quickly it was built. The outer walls around the Taj Mahal were also very impressive. To me the most amazing thing was the symmetry! Facing the front of the Taj Mahal you see mirrored buildings on the left and right. On the left is a practicing mosque, on the right is the exact same building (to keep the symmetry intact) that cannotP1010890 serve as a mosque because it does not face the right direction. That’s some impressive dedication to symmetry.

While wandering the site our guide pointed out people doing the pose where it looks people are holding the Taj Mahal (if you angle it just right). He told us it’s so corny and cheesy and then said, not ten minutes later, “if you want to do the pose where you pretend to hold the Taj Mahal I can take your picture,” spurred on by his comments we both said, “hmm no, that’s ok …” at which he responded, “oh come on!” The what?P1010923

The other amazing thing at the Taj Mahal, which I talked about some in a postcard to Ellen … monkeys! Snacks are not allowed in to the Taj Mahal for, I would imagine, quite a few reasons. One of them must be the monkeys! While in the long security line I took picture after picture of the monkeys (there are four lines: Indian men, Indian women, tourist men, tourist women – the tourist line was massive, the Indian line quick as can be). We learned from the guide that the big problem for monkeys in India is diabetes! At the Taj Mahal the guards take any food you have on you and place it in a bin. The monkeys watch this bin with a hungry zeal and are quick to take any items out of it. And elsewhere, monkeys have found other ways to get their hands on food they really shouldn’t be eating. It’s sad, and apparently they can be quite a nuisance, but boy was it fun watching monkeys eat gummy bears.India Taj Mahal

The next day we saw the Taj Mahal at sunrise, a much quieter time where I again took picture after picture. For me, being there at the Taj Mahal was the absolute highlight of the trip. (This was not the case for Lauren.)

After the Taj Mahal we drove to Fatehpur Sikri. This was a fort occupied by Akbar, and the capital during during his time in command. The fort had low ceilings in many places for a strategic reason which we heard about at later forts and palaces – with low ceilings, people could not quickly draw their swords for a surprise attack. Clever, eh?

The other amazing thing about Fatehpur Sikri, and so many places we saw, was the dedication to pretty smells, sounds, and sights. There was an platform with four thin walkways going to and from it, and around the platform there would be water. The water would have flowers placed on it to create a nice smell, while musicians stayed on the platform and played music. Akbar would observe all of this from about one story up, soaking in the good life. Not too shabby.India Fatehpur Sikri

One funny part about the low ceilings was that I would have to duck frequently. Three feet of clearance, then duck, then three feet of clearance, then duck, etc. A group of Indian teenagers spotted me doing this and began to laugh quite a bit. I looked back and gave them a smile which got them laughing harder. I guess my smile is the secret punchline.

Another great part of this part of the trip was a conversation with our guide. On the drive to Fatehpur Sikri Lauren mentioned the paper route I had when I was a kid. Our guide was shocked! He tried to find a polite way to ask if my family was poor. Lauren and I explained that kids or teenagers working was not necessarily about supporting the family, in my case it was to help teach me responsibility and the value of money. Our guide seemed to try and try but could not wrap his mind around this. He told us that if his son was to go out and work, people would assume he had fallen on hard times. In India, he said, education is so important that children are raised with a focus on nothing but that – so the idea of a part-time job for the child’s sake is just unfathomable. Our guide then mentioned that he did like how independent Americans can be – he told us of someone from his neighborhood who could move to Mumbai and have a great job and make very good money, but instead this person was staying behind to help his family. Independent, to him, seemed to be defined as not being so bound to your family. It was an interesting conversation because I saw Indian families living in multi-generational homes and thinking how wonderful and educational that must be for the kids because they grow up with a greater appreciation for elder folks and have more people looking after them.

The grass is always greener, huh?

And now for the highs and lows …

High: The Taj Mahal (of course!)

Low: Not asking the group laughing at me to take a picture with me! (They were all dressed in traditional clothes and looked beautiful! The colors in the places we got to see were amazing.

Up Next: Ranthambore

India doughnut

An American eating a doughnut?! NOW I’ve seen everything!