Ok … I’m not going to say anything either way, I’ll let you decide.
Last night I was sleeping and then I had a feeling something weird was happening, so I woke up and the zombie was in my room (usually he stands on the patio and stares at the rail, or he goes out). He was standing there with this like ‘hungry’ look or something.
So I got all freaked out and I yelled at him and he just stood there, staring at me all weird. I realized he was mumbling “brains” over and over.
Seriously. How creepy is that?
How do you let an overbearing gay freeloading zombie roommate know you’re not interested?