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My Zombie Roomy (2/15/10)

I never thought I’d spend my Valentine’s day with a zombie. But I did.

And you know what, it was weird.

I’m curious if I have a gay, freeloading zombie roommate. I mean, I’m fine with gay people, but I was getting some weird vibes from the zombie last night, so this is kind of worrying me.

I may be crazy, that’s entirely possible – but I swear there were little things that kept happening. Like, the zombie was sitting in the middle of the couch. You don’t do that. You sit on one side. And then I turned on the TV and you know what movie was playing? The Breakfast Club.

That seemed more zombie-gay yesterday. Maybe I’m being irrational. All right, my brain is just fried from a long day of work I guess. I’m going to watch some TV and eat some cookies. I’m going out of town, to New Orleans with two friends … I think the time apart from the zombie may be a good thing.

I’ll be in New Orleans with Kate and Barbara.

Comments on: "My Zombie Roomy (2/15/10)" (4)

  1. There has to be gay zombies, I mean who else is going to decorate their crypts and design their raggedy clothes?

    • DumbFunnery said:

      haha dang it! You telegraphed one of my future posts about the zombie and I!

      Touche … now get out of my head.

  2. Breakfast Club, not so bad…Showgirls is another story.

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