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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
As an FYI, the postcard is from the grocery store close to where my parents live. It makes me happy how tacky it is.
The text of the postcard is:
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Dear Ellen,
I’m going to re-introduce myself via bad haiku:
Just who is this guy?
Engineer. Hopeful author.
Future guest of yours!?!
GetBradStanley
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This postcard is the equivalent of an awkward hello. You’re welcome for that.
DumbFunnery 
Comments on: "Attn: Ellen (9/22/10)" (2)
from your handwriting I thought it said, ” phantom ghost of yours”
If I can’t make it on her show as a future guest, I will go as a phantom ghost.